Thursday, March 2, 2017

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He’s a Bad Medicine Man. He’s the…

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Week of March 3, 2017

Legalize antidepressants…oh wait. First up…

 
Doctor Strange

The worst part of being a medically trained super-hero is everybody wants a free diagnosis.

Thankfully, the villain in this fantasy film is keeping their moles to themselves.

When an accident leaves his hands mangled, noted neurosurgeon Stephen Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) seeks out a powerful mystic (Tilda Swinton) in hopes of regaining mobility.

Instead, the conceited clinician is introduced to an ancient magic that imbues him with the ability to cast-spells, travel between realms and astral project.

Elsewhere, an embittered ex-student (Mads Mikkelsen) gathers the numinous articles needed to summon a dormant evil from the dark dimension and release it on New York.

Intriguing enough for amateurs and faithful enough for diehards, this mind-bending adaptation of Marvel’s Sorcerer Supreme is a masterpiece. A visual feast paired with formidable actors and a whimsical script, this origin story is absolutely original. 

Unfortunately, doctors who practice magic tend to stitch rabbits into their patients.  Green Light  

 
Allied

Canadians received little recognition during WWII because everyone just assumed they were educated Americans.

Admiringly, this thriller recognizes the Canucks contribution to the war-effort.

Max (Brad Pitt) is a bilingual RCAF intelligence officer posted in Casablanca with instructions to assassinate the German ambassador. Marianne Beausejour (Marion Cotillard) is the French rebel posing as his wife, helping him carry out his orders.

Married after the war, Max is shocked to learn one day that his now-pregnant wife is suspected of being a German spy. Convinced otherwise, Max helps the army conduct a sting operation in order to prove her innocence.

While the story is a serviceable one with a scattering of half-decent action sequences and minor blips of post-war intrigue, it is Pitt’s ham-fisted performance that undermines it all with his dopey French accent and incessant reference to Medicine Hat.

Besides, why go to Medicine Hat when Nazis Germany is closer?  Yellow Light

 
Moonlight

The number one thing that young black males want to be when they grow up is alive.

Followed closely by loved, as confirmed by this drama.

When a drug dealer (Mahershala Ali) and his girlfriend (Janelle Monáe) take pity on Chiron (Alex Hibbert) due to his circumstances, their kindness ends up influencing the person he will become.

As a teen, an act of intimacy with a childhood friend (André Holland) results in humiliation that finds Chiron (Ashton Sanders) incarcerated and repressed.

As an adult, Chrion (Trevante Rhodes) has become a dealer himself with the need to reunite with his first love.

A brave rendition of the acclaimed stage play, this cinematic interpretation does the theatrical one justice in terms of acting and direction. Nevertheless, neither of these add-ons can quicken the story’s sluggish pace.

Incidentally, since it is no longer a play the audience may now text throughout the performance.  Yellow Light

***Doctor Estranged*** 

                                           
Dr. Strange

Historically, any super-powered being with the Dr. prefix was considered a villain.

Uncharacteristically, the medicine man in this action-fantasy is actually the good guy.

Wong (Clyde Kusatsu), manservant to the Sorcerer Supreme (John Mills), visits psychiatrist Stephen Strange (Peter Hooten) with wild claims that Strange is set to receive his dying master’s magical powers, including spell-casting and astral projection.

Elsewhere, in an attempt to bring a demon from the fourth dimension to Earth, sorceress Morgan Le Fay (Jessica Walter) seizes possession of Clea (Eddie Benton), one of the doctor’s mental patients.

To save her, Strange must project his mind to a mystical realm and thwart evil.

The 90-minute pilot for a scrapped television series based on Marvel’s mystic man, this laughable made-for-TV movie drastically alters his origins, costume and profession, but does include many friends and foes from the comic.

Be forewarned, however, most insurance policies do not cover exorcisms.

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