Thursday, February 14, 2019

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Bohemian Rhapsody

When a band is named Queen don’t be surprised if all of their songs are about Welsh Corgis.

And while the group in this biography doesn’t dwell on dogs their output does run the gamut.

Freddie Mercury (Rami Malek) goes from fan to front-man when he replaces the singer of his favourite band. Backed by the original guitarist, drummer and new bassist, Freddie christens the band Queen and they release a successful album. However, Queen’s eclectic sound makes them a hard sell, while Freddie’s alternative lifestyle makes him a media darling.

Framed by their 1985 Live Aid performance and sprinkled with their timeless tunes throughout, this behind-the-scenes look at the legendary band skims over the important parts and instead focuses too much on the nominal contributions of the other members and their qualms with Mercury.

Nonetheless, without Queen the only music played at sporting events would be the national anthem.  Yellow Light


Velvet Buzzsaw

The key to being a great artist is the ability to sketch the nude form without being arrested or sued.

The crimes in this horror movie however are being committed by the artwork itself.

An up-and-coming art agent uncovers captivating canvases painted by a dead neighbour that she takes to her gallery owner boss (Rene Russo) and to her ex-lover (Jake Gyllenhaal), L.A.’s top art critic, for appraisal. While the collection is eventually deemed priceless and curators (Toni Collette) begin to clamour for pieces, everyone who has viewed the paintings has subsequently been killed in artistic fashion.

Backed by an impressive cast playing unlikable characters and a unique concept that is never fully realized, this cerebral shocker never strikes the right balance between the visceral horror and the highbrow elements it keeps adding to the pot.

Nevertheless, with murderous artwork hanging in your gallery you’ll never need a security system.  Yellow Light


Overload

Zombies never allied with the Nazis during WWII because even zombies aren’t that inhuman.

However, this horror movie depicts a history where the world’s worst teamed up.

The day before D-Day a squadron of US paratroopers (Jovan Adepo, Wyatt Russell, John Magaro) are secretly dispatched over France to dispense of a German radio tower. But as the regiment attempts to complete their mission, they stumble upon a church where they discover the Nazis are conducting experiments on the locals. With time running out and the dead coming back to life, the soldiers must make the ultimate sacrifice to save humanity.

While the idea of meshing the two powerhouse villains has been explored many times before in cinema, this cartoony American addition from producer J. J. Abrams doesn’t bring anything all that new to the genre besides a few impressive scenes early on.

Furthermore, zombie veterans would just ruin Remembrance Day ceremonies.  Yellow Light

***Front Man Down***


Eddie and the Cruisers 

When the singer of a band dies it is customary to wait 2-weeks before going on a European tour with their hologram.

Thankfully, this drama takes places decades before technology ruined music.

In 1983 a music journalist, Maggie (Ellen Barkin), pitches a story to her television bosses about the mysterious death of 1960s rocker Eddie Wilson (Michael Paré) and his unreleased album that disappeared. Through interviews with his backing band The Cruisers (Tom Berenger, Joe Pantoliano, Helen Schneider), Maggie hopes to find the missing master tapes before the Ghost of Eddie does.

While Eddie’s sound is more akin to Springsteen than The Supremes, this time-jumping whodunit is still an enjoyable dissection of posthumous stardom. And while the dialogue is poetic and cheesy the ambiguity behind Eddie’s demise is engaging and realistic.

Incidentally, bands can always find a replacement for their dead lead singer with a trip to nearest the safe-injection site.

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