Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Be Kind, Please Rewind

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Week of October 20, 2017

Halloween is how crazy people see the world year-round. First up…

Spider-Man: Homecoming

If excreting sticky fluid from your body makes you Spider-Man than every teenage male is a web-slinger.

Luckily, the enhanced adolescent in this action-fantasy has other amazing attributes.

Under the mentorship of Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) since his Avengers stint, upstart superhero Peter Parker (Tom Holland) now has the costume and technology to really make his alter ego Spider-Man stick.
                                                                                        
Unfortunately, while the new gadgets aid in his battle against a winged arms dealer (Michael Keaton), his flashy threads cannot help him navigate the pitfalls of high school. In fact, they complicate it more.

A heartfelt and funny take on the tiresome web-head, Marvel’s first cinematic crack at their own mascot not only breathes new life into the wise-cracking wall-crawling but also raises the bar with superior performances, a cohesive script and spectacular CGI.

Incidentally, any adult super-villain who hits the underage Spider-Man can be arrested for child abuse.  Green Light

 

Girls Trip

When it’s only women travelling it’s important to book a second airplane for their luggage.

Mind you, the females in this comedy promised to keep it to a carry-on.

Lifestyle expert Ryan (Regina Hall) invites her estranged friends – party girl Dina (Tiffany Haddish), single mom Lisa (Jada Pinkett Smith) and celebrity blogger Sasha (Queen Latifah) – to join her in New Orleans where she is speaking at the Essence Music Festival.

But the Big Easy gets complicated when Ryan’s husband (Mike Colter) is caught cheating and Sasha needs to report it or lose her job. Meanwhile Lisa struggles with sex after divorce.

A raunchy road trip that revels in penis jokes, this African-American contribution to the female gross-out genre is genuinely funny. While it doesn’t stray from the formula, the juvenile antics undertaken are accentuated by great performances.

Furthermore, it shows women that no matter your race: men are still pigs.  Green Light

 
Landline

Cheating on your spouse in the 1990s was more acceptable because the President was doing it.

However, according to this comedy it didn’t make it any less upsetting on the children.

While twenty-something-year-old Dana (Jenny Slate) is cheating on her fiancé (Jay Duplass) with her ex (Finn Wittrock), she learns from her teenage sister Ali (Abby Quinn) that their father (John Turturro) has been having an affair on their mother (Edie Falco).

This bombshell not only helps to reconnect the estranged siblings, but also forces Dana to confront her own infidelity and for Ali to face her growing drug addiction.

While it’s enjoyable to relive the nineties, there is little else to enjoy about this run-of-the-mill period piece. With a derivative narrative about a New York affair, flat punch lines and unlikeable leads, Landline is best left disconnected.

Besides, who needed to cheat in the 1990s when landlines offered 3-way?  Red Light

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The Fly II

The worst insect you genes can be spliced with would be one that loves feces.

And while the adolescent in this horror movie isn’t part dung beetle, he is half housefly.

Raised in a government laboratory ever since he first emerged from a larval pouch five years ago, Martin (Eric Stoltz) now appears to be a full-grown adult. On his 5thbirthday, he learns his inventor father (Jeff Goldblum) died after a teleportation experiment fused his DNA with that of a fly’s.


As Martin repairs his old man’s telepods he too begins to mutate into an acid-spewing insect.

A direct sequel to David Cronenberg’s 1986 reimagining of the 1958 original, this 1989 follow-up does not retain its visionary director but it does manage to amplify the gore. In fact, this underrated addition has a number of unforgettable death scenes.

Incidentally, human-fly hybrids never get invented to parties where there's uncovered food.

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