He’s a Powder Kegger. He’s the…
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Week of November 11, 2016
The party’s not over until the fat lady
asphyxiates on her vomit. First up…
Sausage Party
The number one guest you don’t want to
invite to a sausage party is a starving dog.
In fact, the sustenance in this
adult-animated feature should avoid inviting carnivores altogether.
A horny sausage, Frank (Seth Rogen), wants
to insert himself into his hotdog bun girlfriend Brenda (Kristen Wiig), but
cannot do so until both reach the Great Beyond. But a returned jar of Honey
Mustard (Danny McBride) proclaims the other side to be a falsehood.
To confirm this claim, Frank seeks out a
sage bottle of spirits (Bill Hader), while a damaged Douche (Nick Kroll) and a
sapphic taco (Salma Hayek) threaten his and Brenda’s happiness.
With an R-Rating and an enviable voice
cast, this 3-D disappointment doesn’t live up to either asset. The jokes are
flat, the characters are grating and the animation is sloppy.
Besides, if wieners could talk they would
sound more like mashed up pig rectums.
Red Light
Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders
The reason Batman is so angry nowadays is
because it’s illegal for him to hang out with underage boys.
But as this animated-adventure depicts, back
in the 1960s, men and boys were free to frolic.
The caped crusader (Adam West) confounds
his premature partner (Burt Ward) when he adopts a more ridged approach to
crime fighting. But the Boy Wonder doesn’t have time to dissect this new Batman
as their vilest villains – The Joker, The Penguin, The Riddler and Catwoman
(Julie Newmar) – have teamed up to take the Dynamic Duo down for good.
The cartoon continuation of the campy 1960s
TV show, this DC Entertainment feature finds some original cast members
returning to voice their characters as best as octogenarians can. Embracing the
burlesque, while welcoming the darker aspects, this beautifully rendered
revisiting is ideal for older, less discerning fans.
Incidentally, modern Batman fights crime by
simply trolling villains online. Green
Light
***Feline Fine***
Fritz the Cat
When your cat is in heat it’s best to hide
all of your plush Hello Kitty dolls.
Thankfully, the randy tabby in this X-Rated
animated-comedy prefers real pussy.
At the height of the 1960s hippy movement,
college burnout Fritz the Cat (Skip Hinnant) is out on the prowl for some of
that free-love that’s going around. And while he manages get a hold of some,
it’s short-lived on account of the Pigs.
Fritz eventually gets caught up in all of
the drug use, civil disobedience and revolutionary acts of the times all in an
attempt to regain his waning libido.
A socio-political cartoon imbued with
anthropomorphic orgies, racial stereotypes and radical ideas, Ralph Bakshi’s
debut feature film adaptation of underground artist R. Crumb’s hedonistic
frat-boy lives up to its X-Rating, but not to Crumb’s satirical and subversive
comic-strip.
Besides, when you have nine lives AIDS
isn’t that big of a deal.
He’s a Pussyfoot Massage. He’s the…
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