Thursday, January 7, 2016

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Week of January 8, 2016

Black Friday Sales are really Boxing Day Week Sales in disguise. First up…

 

The Visit

The scariest thing in the world to anyone over the age of sixty is the thought of having to use their telephone.

Thankfully, the seniors in this thriller have grandchildren to assist with voicemail.

Aspirant director Rebecca (Olivia DeJonge) and her brother (Ed Oxenbould) urge their single mom (Kathryn Hahn) to let them stay with their estranged grandparents (Deanna Dunagan, Peter McRobbie) while she goes on vacation.

Over the course of their weeklong visit, the siblings experience several strange incidents involving Nana and Pop Pop’s behavior. As their visit concludes, their grandparents’ erratic conduct reaches its crescendo and their true nature is revealed.

While this found-footage fairy tale is a return to form for former wunderkind writer/director M. Night Shyamalan, its frightful formula, however, does grow increasingly less so as the timeworn twist-ending unravels.

Either way, this movie isn’t as scary as listening to old people talk about other ethnicities.  Yellow Light

 

Sicario

The biggest importers of drugs across the Mexico/US border are seniors on fixed incomes. 

But as this crime-drama depicts anything stronger than blood-pressure medication is moved by the Mexican cartels.

Asked to join a covert CIA task force after she uncovers a cartel graveyard on American soil, upright FBI agent Macer (Emily Blunt) finds her ethics compromised under the direction of her unlawful team leader Matt Graver (Josh Brolin).

Joining their manhunt for the drug lord responsible for the corpses is the enigmatic Gillick (Benicio del Toro), who has ulterior motives for tagging along.

Riddled with gritty performances from the entire cast and intense gunplay throughout, this brutal depiction of the drug war across the border, and the questionable characters involved in its continuance, is as eye opening as it is intriguing.

Hopefully all this bloodshed will end when Mexico finally builds a wall to keep out American law enforcement.  Green Light



Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

The scariest thing in the world to the Boy Scouts of America is a gay man applying to be a Scout Leader.

The second scariest thing - as this horror movie surmises - is likely the undead.

When an infected janitor (Blake Anderson) escapes a laboratory, he contaminates the residents of a small-town, including Scout Leader Rogers (David Koechner).

When Rogers doesn’t show for their campout, mature Scouts Ben (Tye Sheridan) and Grant (Logan Miller) ditch their dutiful Scout friend Augie (Joey Morgan) for a senior party.

The troubled troupe – now including a shotgun-touting cocktail waitress (Sarah Dumont) - reunites to defeat the horde that has descended on the celebration.

Despite its wafer thin set-up and horny teenage boy discourse, this campy addition to the genre manages to bring some genuine laughs and innovative zombie killing methods along.

In other news, the Boys Scouts of America now accepts transgender zombies.  Yellow Light


The Walk

If you string rope between any two objects in NYC it will become a clothesline in minutes.

That’s why the tightrope walker in this drama is so secretive about his latest stunt.

Tired of busking in Paris, street performer Philippe Petit (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) sets his sights on New York’s Twin Towers.

With assistance from circus performer Papa Rudy (Ben Kingsley), Petit learns proper wire set-up and the proper mindset for the feat.

But securing the wire between the towers is only half the battle.

Based on events from 1973, director Robert Zemeckis attempts to make a man walking on a wire interesting - a feat he only half accomplishes.

While the final walk is heart pounding, the journey there not so much, thanks impart to Gordon-Levitt’s authentic but annoying accent.

Incidentally, in New York, even on the high wire, there’s a good chance you could be hit by a cab. Yellow Light

***Acrobat-Man***


Trapeze

The best thing about being a trapeze artist is you’re safe when the circus elephants stampede below.

But, as this drama demonstrates, there are plenty more dangers under the big top.

Aspirant high wire aerialist Tino Orsini (Tony Curtis) heads off in search of an injured trapeze legend Mike Ribble (Burt Lancaster) so that Mike can teach him the deadly triple-somersault routine that nearly ruined him.

But Tino is not the only performer interested in Mike’s attention as an attractive tumbler (Gina Lollobrigida) joins the ranks and drives a jealous wedge between Tino and his mentor.

Needles to say, this love triangle begins to affect their precarious performance.

Despite its capable male leads, exciting backdrop and array of aerial feats, this sluggish melodrama never gets off the ground thanks to its lacklustre script and amoral leading lady.

Furthermore, I always thought injured circus performers were fed to the clowns.

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