Friday, May 15, 2015

Be Kind, Please Rewind

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Week of May 15, 2015

Those with inner beauty should’ve been born inside out. First up…



Mortdecai

The upside to white-collar crime is the offenders smell way better than normal criminals.

However, the art aficionado in this comedy is working on the right side of the law.

An indebted art dealer, Mortdecai (Johnny Depp), accepts an offer from Inspector Martland (Ewan McGregor) to help recover a stolen painting in exchange for 10% of its sale price.

Aided by his wife (Gwyneth Paltrow) and manservant (Paul Bettany), Mortdecai uses his connections in the art world to uncover a plot by Russian gangsters to use a hidden code on the artwork to locate Nazis treasure.

The only problem is the painting is still in the hands of the real culprits.

With flat jokes focused solely on the character’s foolish facial hair and embarrassing performances all-round, Mortdecai’s cheeky and quirky nature is misguided and irritating.

Besides, if you want to steal art just pry it off the motel room wall.  Red Light


 

Still Alice

The hardest part of losing your memory is trying to remember the hardest part of losing your memory.

That is why the sufferer in this drama records her thoughts for posterity.

Alice (Julianne Moore) is a middle-aged linguistics professor who suddenly starts experiencing lapses in her thought process.

She later learns that she has a rare form of Alzheimer's, and that one of her three grown children: Lydia (Kristen Stewart), Anna (Kate Bosworth) and Tom (Hunter Parrish) is likely to have inherited it from her.

As Alice’s health deteriorates, her husband (Alec Baldwin) fades into the background as Lydia steps into a more motherly role.

Powerful and poignant, this well-acted adaptation of the best-seller perfectly captures the deliberate decline in mental and cognitive skills associated with the disease, as well as the toll Alzheimer's takes on your family.

On the upside, Alzheimer’s does help you forget you have cancer. Green Light

***Recall Waiting***



Regarding Henry

Who needs memories when we have thousands of photographs of every event in our lives stored on our computers?

Still, the memory loss suffer in this drama would like to regain his recall.

Forgetting his cold-heartedness after being shot in the head during a convenient store robbery, high-powered attorney Henry (Harrison Ford) finds himself relying on his neglected wife (Annette Bening) and distant daughter for the first-time in his selfish life.

Initially unaware of his former foulness, Henry forges new relationships with both women.

When his past becomes clearer, however, he starts to see the flaws in his former existence and sets out to right them.

Handcrafted to evoke feels of sentimentality, this J.J. Abrams scripted redemption tale relies too heavily on feel-good father-daughter moments and Dickensian epiphanies to progress its engaging but predictable narrative.

Incidentally, the best person to jog an amnesiac’s memory is someone who owes them money.

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