Friday, August 8, 2014

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Week of August 8, 2014

Only the medicated can be perpetually happy. First up…

Divergent

In most dystopian scenarios the human race is divided into two groups: meat and not meat.

However, the futuristic civilization in this sci-fi film is split into five.

Abnegation (altruistic) from birth, Tris (Shailene Woodley) was raised in a post-apocalyptic Chicago.

On her 16th birthday, she gets to decide if she would rather be Amity (passive), Erudite (academic), Candor (truthful) or Dauntless (fearless).

While she chooses the latter, her State aptitude test revels she is all five, and thus Divergent.

Meanwhile, the head of Erudite (Kate Winslet) is using mind-control on Dauntless soldiers to eradicate the Abnegation. 

Based on the popular YA novel, Divergent mimics others of its ilk in terms of it hierarchical society and puerile romance; however, it deviates from the pack when it comes to its higher caliber of acting and directing.

Incidentally, allotment in any setting - apocalyptic or not - is usually by someone's race.  Yellow Light



Need for Speed

The key to a successful video game movie is getting women excited about watching their boyfriend watch it for hours.

Fortunately, this cartridge based action movie attempts to engage ignored girlfriends as well.

Released after serving time for his brother’s street racing death, Tobey (Aaron Paul) sets out to catch the real culprit, car enthusiast Dino (Dominic Cooper).

But to prove it was Dino who killed his brother, Tobey must do the impossible and win a cross-country race organized by the elusive Monarch (Michael Keaton).

Riding shotgun is the owner (Imogen Poots) of the Shelby that Tobey will be careening the Pacific Coast Highway at high-speeds in.

Based on the popular racing game, this big-screen adaptation delivers the stylized street-races the franchise is known for, but fails to trick it out with a credible story or capable leads.

Incidentally, the winner of street-races that end in driver fatality are the general public.  Red Light

 
Oculus

Until now, the only monsters in mirrors were women before they put their make-up on.

However, no eye shadow could titivate the mirror-eyed apparition in this horror movie.

Eleven years after confessing to police that a possessed mirror murdered his parents, Tim (Brenton Thwaites) is released from a mental institute.

Reunited with his sister Kaylie (Karen Gillan), who can attest to supernatural involvement, Tim is also brought back together with the antique mirror he believes is responsible.

Purchased by their parents (Rory Cochrane, Katee Sackhoff), who were driven insane by it, Kaylie and Tim plan to capture the creature within its surface on camera and kill it.

With both timelines told simultaneously, Occulus reveals its intricacies methodically. Well told and well executed, the scares are psychological and startling.    

By the way, the best way to ward off evil spirits living in old mirrors is to install it above your bed.  Green Light 

 ***The Human Raceway***


Death Race 2000

The one thing to look forward to in a dystopian society is the live broadcast of the annual human blood sport.

Thankfully, this post-apocalyptic action movie has full coverage.

In the year 2000, a band of rebels plot to usurp the omnipotent Mr. President (Sandy McCallum) by sabotaging a state sanctioned death race across country in which racers garner points by running over pedestrians

While their efforts work on lesser racers like Machine-Gun Joe (Sylvester Stallone), Nero the Hero (Martin Kove) and Matilda the Hun (Roberta Collins), it fails when it comes to the mysterious wheelman Frankenstein (David Carradine).

Produced by B-Movie schlockmeister Roger Corman, this 1975 adaptation of an obscure fantasy novel was and is still ahead of its time in terms of apocalyptic parables - but not so much in the over-the-top acting or trashy special effects.

Incidentally, if a points system were instated, hit-and-run drivers would come forward.

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